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Traditional Stand-Up letra
We got a little serious there
I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting"
And we're back
Do you guys like impressions?
(Yeah.)
"Why?" That was Socrates
Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me
Because they think I use music and other stuff
And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic
And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own
But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too
So I can do comedy without gimmicks
I'll show you that right now
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names!
For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove
I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong
I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics
A lot of them are my heroes
And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic
And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and
It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy
But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up
My wife, right
We never have sex. Like, ever. Which is really funny
Something else, I never know what she's saying
She'll say something and I'll be like, "pft."
You know, she's constantly emasculating me
And I'm making her resent herself for getting older
So we're looking into a divorce
And, you know, something else that's really funny
She can't drive. The only thing she can drive is
"Drive me crazy," and when she back talks, I hit her
Bo Burnham - Letras
- #Deep
- 1985
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 30
- A Love Ballad
- A Prayer / How Do We Fix Africa?
- All Eyes On Me
- All Time Low
- Andy The Frog
- Any Day Now
- Are You Happy?
- Art Is Dead
- Bezos I
- Bezos II
- Bezos III
- Bezos IV
- Binary Reality
- Bo Fo' 'Sho'
- Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)
- Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)
- Comedy
- Content
- Cookout
- Cowntry Song (Pandering)
- Don't Wanna Know
- Eff
- Eff (Studio)
- Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor
- Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)
- Feel Good
- Five Years
- From God's Perspective
- Goodbye
- H-O-A-R
- Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare
- Hell Of a Ride (Studio)
- High School Party (Girl)
- How The World Works
- I F--k Sl--ts
- I Fuck Sluts
- I'm a Little Teapot / Improv Song
- I'm Bo Yo
- Intro
- Ironic
- Joe Biden
- Kill Yourself
- Klan Kookout
- Left Brain, Right Brain
- Little Adolf
- Look Who's Inside Again
- Love Is
- Lower Your Expectations (If You Want Love)
- man and women
- Men And Women
- Microwave Popcorn
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- My Whole Family
- Nerds (Studio)
- New Math
- Oh Bo
- One Man Shows
- Poems
- Problematic
- Rant
- Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Sexting
- Shit
- Spider
- Straight White Male
- Sunday School
- That Funny Feeling
- The Breakup Song
- The Chicken
- The Future
- The Perfect Woman
- Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics
- This Ain't A Joke
- Traditional Stand-Up
- Unpaid Intern
- WDIDLN?
- We Think We Know You
- Welcome To The Internet
- Welcome to YouTube
- What's Funny
- White Woman's Instagram
- Words, Words, Words
- WTFIGO
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