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Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics letra
I find numbers to be fascinating
And more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening
You know, thought-provoking even
So I've gathered some here and these are all 100% true
When you leave this theatre and into the world you can check them
And they will come back because they are true
So, I don't want to blow your mind or anything
But maybe you'll hear one of these and go
"Whoa, I never thought of that!", you know?
So, these are my statistics
Approximately 33.33% of the jonas brothers have diabetes
One in every four kids with the initials a.d.d. Actually has it, and four out of four kids with the initials a.d.h.d. Has an annoying, self-righteous mother who wouldn't just shut the fuck up and take her husband's last name
Here's a fun one. One of every fourty-four u.s. Presidents can dunk. It's fucking millard filmoore, you racists
The average child of sarah palin has 46.2 chromosomes
Can't get angry at the numbers, you know what I mean?
Here's a really interesting one. The average person has one fallopian tube
20% Of the jackson five...too soon
The average penis length is 5-and-a-half inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3-and-a-half inches
Bo Burnham - Letras
- #Deep
- 1985
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 30
- A Love Ballad
- A Prayer / How Do We Fix Africa?
- All Eyes On Me
- All Time Low
- Andy The Frog
- Any Day Now
- Are You Happy?
- Art Is Dead
- Bezos I
- Bezos II
- Bezos III
- Bezos IV
- Binary Reality
- Bo Fo' 'Sho'
- Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)
- Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)
- Comedy
- Content
- Cookout
- Cowntry Song (Pandering)
- Don't Wanna Know
- Eff
- Eff (Studio)
- Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor
- Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)
- Feel Good
- Five Years
- From God's Perspective
- Goodbye
- H-O-A-R
- Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare
- Hell Of a Ride (Studio)
- High School Party (Girl)
- How The World Works
- I F--k Sl--ts
- I Fuck Sluts
- I'm a Little Teapot / Improv Song
- I'm Bo Yo
- Intro
- Ironic
- Joe Biden
- Kill Yourself
- Klan Kookout
- Left Brain, Right Brain
- Little Adolf
- Look Who's Inside Again
- Love Is
- Lower Your Expectations (If You Want Love)
- man and women
- Men And Women
- Microwave Popcorn
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- My Whole Family
- Nerds (Studio)
- New Math
- Oh Bo
- One Man Shows
- Poems
- Problematic
- Rant
- Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Sexting
- Shit
- Spider
- Straight White Male
- Sunday School
- That Funny Feeling
- The Breakup Song
- The Chicken
- The Future
- The Perfect Woman
- Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics
- This Ain't A Joke
- Traditional Stand-Up
- Unpaid Intern
- WDIDLN?
- We Think We Know You
- Welcome To The Internet
- Welcome to YouTube
- What's Funny
- White Woman's Instagram
- Words, Words, Words
- WTFIGO
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