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What's Funny letra
(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish
Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time)
My show is a little bit silly, and a
Little bit pretentious, so like
Shakespeare's willy or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
It's also a little bit gay, and a
Little bit offensive, like
Thanksgiving Day or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
So put your cellphones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cellphone mode
Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this
Joke... exactly
Welcome to my flow, it flows a little bit like this
With a rap and a diss then a
Swift rap in the wrist, a rap in a kiss
Like Hershey's wrappin' a Kiss, shit
I got a show that'll test you kids
And it asks one question and the question is
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny
Oh yeah
Humor is often linked to shared experience
Like a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers? "
"Oh my God, yes I have
Ha ha ha ha, really good point
They should fix that
It's good to know that somebody finally gets me
'Cause my wife divorced me
Which has consciously forced me to lose all sense of self
So it's nice to think about hand dryers
And not that cheating whore"
Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy
If you're an Asian comic, just get up and say, "My mother's got the weirdest fucking accent"
Then just do a Chinese accent
'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent
Because they privately thought that your people were laughable and now you've given them the chance to express that in public
Ah yeah, if you're a musical comic
Just give them a little weird voice inflection
Then take a Viagra
And slap them with a rock-hard misdirection
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
... Tourettes!
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny
Oh, and the audience says
When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys
Now I'm older and bolder and just get mad because I notice that the keys are to a Hummer
Fuck my life, I don't fuck my wife
So fuck my wife, and fuck my life
And my son is gay, but not sitcom gay
Daughter's a whore, like another girl that used to be her mother
But the marriage made her Miss Mary Americana
I want a teen, but that's screaming prima donna
But the radical feminists made my wife a man
Oh, and if I die happy
The situation
Will be auto-erotic
Asphyxiation
I hate my life and it hates me back
And my friend is black
But I don't know what to call him
So I just call him
... What up, Jamal?
Even though his name is Steve
I hate my job, I hate my life
I hate my kids, I hate my wife
Jews would know I do it
Judas beat me to it
I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma
And I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me!
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
(Pop) It's a boy
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, yeah
Hopefully this
(Fart)
Bo Burnham - Letras
- #Deep
- 1985
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 30
- A Love Ballad
- A Prayer / How Do We Fix Africa?
- All Eyes On Me
- All Time Low
- Andy The Frog
- Any Day Now
- Are You Happy?
- Art Is Dead
- Bezos I
- Bezos II
- Bezos III
- Bezos IV
- Binary Reality
- Bo Fo' 'Sho'
- Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)
- Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)
- Comedy
- Content
- Cookout
- Cowntry Song (Pandering)
- Don't Wanna Know
- Eff
- Eff (Studio)
- Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor
- Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)
- Feel Good
- Five Years
- From God's Perspective
- Goodbye
- H-O-A-R
- Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare
- Hell Of a Ride (Studio)
- High School Party (Girl)
- How The World Works
- I F--k Sl--ts
- I Fuck Sluts
- I'm a Little Teapot / Improv Song
- I'm Bo Yo
- Intro
- Ironic
- Joe Biden
- Kill Yourself
- Klan Kookout
- Left Brain, Right Brain
- Little Adolf
- Look Who's Inside Again
- Love Is
- Lower Your Expectations (If You Want Love)
- man and women
- Men And Women
- Microwave Popcorn
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- My Whole Family
- Nerds (Studio)
- New Math
- Oh Bo
- One Man Shows
- Poems
- Problematic
- Rant
- Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Sexting
- Shit
- Spider
- Straight White Male
- Sunday School
- That Funny Feeling
- The Breakup Song
- The Chicken
- The Future
- The Perfect Woman
- Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics
- This Ain't A Joke
- Traditional Stand-Up
- Unpaid Intern
- WDIDLN?
- We Think We Know You
- Welcome To The Internet
- Welcome to YouTube
- What's Funny
- White Woman's Instagram
- Words, Words, Words
- WTFIGO
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